What do you get when you drop the Great Gatsby,
Johnnie Walker, & fireworks in a blender? The answer is a need for a
new blender, as that combo will probably ruin the motor pretty quickly.
Good news is that you can find plenty of them at Bed, Bath & Beyond
this holiday season, which is my preferred castle for everything home. Oh
yeah, you also get Ballroom Boxer, a staple in the Chicago music scene and my
favorite Spotify obsession. Over
the years, the critically acclaimed rockers have opened for national acts such
as Velvet Revolver, Buckcherry, and The Gaslight Anthem; but their finest
achievement to date is this album review that you are reading at this very
moment.
The group, formed by brothers Mike and Dave Altier,
Jared Cummans, and Tom Wood, came together from different areas of the country,
including Chicago, Tennessee, and Akron, Ohio. When asked about how the
band emerged from these distinctly different regions, lead singer Mike Altier
stated that each area’s awful football teams and really shitty quarterbacks
were the inspiration. Might As Well Be a
Bullseye, the pounding closing track on their debut EP Summer Mixes & Backseat Dreams, was written about Bears
quarterback Jay Cutler and the less than stellar play of his left tackle. Altier has a knack for drawing
inspiration out of the deepest of despair. The track is just one of the heart-pounding, soul-shaking
moments on the band’s well-built debut.
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Ballroom Boxer combines tight drums, driving
guitar, catchy hooks, and acute alcoholism into one thrilling package that I
cannot get enough of. Overall, the
band has crafted the perfect feel-good summer splashed EP that leaves you
yearning for a follow-up, which they are currently recording in studio. For more heartache, redemption, and
wild times, check Ballroom Boxer out at their blog page, http://ballroomboxer.tumblr.com/,
Twitter @ballroomboxer, or facebook.com/ballroomboxer.